But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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