Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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