I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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