D3 body, D1 cock
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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