i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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