We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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