There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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