Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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