i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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