So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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