is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
