There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The Olympian is in my bed
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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