I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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