We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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