how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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