Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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