Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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