Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Someone came in the potted fern
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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