hotel room ftw
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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