So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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