I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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