Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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