I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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