brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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