why didn't you poke me back
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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