you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You left your underwear on the fireplace
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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