Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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