You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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