He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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