You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
