Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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