Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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