Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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