people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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