After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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