Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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