The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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