Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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