all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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