This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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