I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Randomize
