Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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