We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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