Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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