I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
only if we run a train.
done.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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