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some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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