He told me they were just razor bumps!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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