i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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