Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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