Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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