White coat. Heels.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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