I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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